Outrage!

"Man I love these so much...What do you have there? Chocolate chip?" bonBon and I entered my old 2nd grade cafeteria in Texas each with a tray of cookies in hand.

"No. Dude, these are hella better. Oatmeal raisin, man!" His smile transformed into a smirk while his eyes bulging eyes darkened under a mysterious shadow, mouth salivating. It seemed as if he lived for such cookies. Maybe it was just the notion that he preferred oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip that made him seem crazy. I abandoned the thought.

We found a table and planted ourselves down upon the circular blue seats.

I opened one of three cartons of milk sporting a picture of yet another lost child and took a hearty swig. I wiped the milk-stache from my face. bonBon already had three cookies stashed in his mouth like a chipmunk and began attempting to make that number five, dual wielding two more cookies. He was definitely crazy.

Julia, an eccentric girl from a previous programming class, was sitting at the bench in front of me, back turned.

Exercising my Gentleman-like skills, I offered her a cookie. She turned, looked at the cookie, turned back around, picked up her tray, scoffed with her nose pointed towards the sky and proceeded to find another spot to eat her food as if the cookies weren't good enough for her.

Bewildered and angry, I gazed at the back of her head while she stormed away with a blazing intensity as if I were trying to get my eyes to shoot laser beams and screamed...

"How DARE you turn down such cookies?!"

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Leave a comment and guess what kind of cookie I was trying to offer her.